long long time ago, there was a princess
she was so ugly even the witch frown upon her
but then, there was a nice fairy.
she came and talk to the princess
"u r threatening the very peace of the kingdom, I will need to do something to you"
then the fairy tell the princess
"I can help u, but u will need to get me something from around your kingdom, a pair of sicssors, a piece of white papper, and some paints."
so the princess departed
first, she arrive in a tailor shop, she fought and kill the tailor, finally got the pair of golden scissors the fairy requested
she was so happy, and continue her search, she arrived at a book store
people already heard about her deeds in the tailor shop, so they all ran away, but they are so angry with her and they took all the papers with them.
Poor princess, she was so frustrated, and finally decided to burn the whole building down. lucky for her, she found a trap door in the ruins of the stores and found the papers she need behind the door.
she continue her journey to look for paints and finally she arrive at an artist's house
the place was heavily guraded, because they knew she was coming
she had a terrible fight with the gurads, storming thourgh the remains of the guards, she ram through the heavy wooden door, crushing every door in sight and she finally arrive at the drawing hall.
she grabbed the paints from the terrifiying artist and that was the last item she needs,
she felt so relief and return to the fairy
the fairy was rather impressed and the fairy said
first, use the scissors cut through the paper, then make the paper into the size of your face, be sure to make two holes for the eyes and, use the paint on the paper, u can paint angelina jolie's face on it if u like. and there! u have ur personal mask, and u won't look ugly anymore as long as u r wearing it.
and so the princess live happily ever after...
oh, by the way... I forgot to mention, the princess was an orge, offspring of shrek.