The Ugly Princess

这个故事是我刚刚跟朋友MSN的时候她说她很闷，逼我entertain她而讲的……是讲一个丑陋公主怎样在仙女的帮助下经过困难而在最后变得美丽。想说抱歉的是因为她只懂英文，所以我只好讲英文，一些语法，用词的错误请不要计较，因为在MSN都是这样，谁也没空去理那么多吧？

好了……废话不多说！看故事吧！

long long time ago, there was a princess
she was so ugly even the witch frown upon her

but then, there was a nice fairy.
she came and talk to the princess
"u r threatening the very peace of the kingdom, I will need to do something to you"

then the fairy tell the princess
"I can help u, but u will need to get me something from around your kingdom, a pair of sicssors, a piece of white papper, and some paints."

so the princess departed

first, she arrive in a tailor shop, she fought and kill the tailor, finally got the pair of golden scissors the fairy requested

she was so happy, and continue her search, she arrived at a book store

people already heard about her deeds in the tailor shop, so they all ran away, but they are so angry with her and they took all the papers with them.

Poor princess, she was so frustrated, and finally decided to burn the whole building down. lucky for her, she found a trap door in the ruins of the stores and found the papers she need behind the door.

and so

she continue her journey to look for paints and finally she arrive at an artist's house
the place was heavily guraded, because they knew she was coming

she had a terrible fight with the gurads, storming thourgh the remains of the guards, she ram through the heavy wooden door, crushing every door in sight and she finally arrive at the drawing hall.

she grabbed the paints from the terrifiying artist and that was the last item she needs,
she felt so relief and return to the fairy

the fairy was rather impressed and the fairy said

first, use the scissors cut through the paper, then make the paper into the size of your face, be sure to make two holes for the eyes and, use the paint on the paper, u can paint angelina jolie's face on it if u like. and there! u have ur personal mask, and u won't look ugly anymore as long as u r wearing it.

and so the princess live happily ever after...

The End

oh, by the way... I forgot to mention, the princess was an orge, offspring of shrek.